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Saturday, March 05, 2005
Greetings!
For those of you wondering, i'm still here. However, this blog will be no more in the near future. We're still working on a small project HERE that we hope to get functional in the coming days. I hope to see you there enjoying the fun just as we did here. Thank you, and rock on.
-MoFo
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Monday, February 28, 2005
What Happened To The Beer?
Greetings!
In this day of over-used superlatives, I myself must admit in all honesty that the following update is only moderately wonderful. And that's not even including the parts I've typed in my underwear.
I realized this morning that we have so much to be thankful for. I'm thankful I'm not a caveman. Can you imagine, on a morning like this, having to jump-start your dinosaur? It would not be fun in any way, i'm sure of that.
Alright, i'm off. Don't forget that today is the last day of February, which really isn't fair. You pay just as much rent for February as any other month, and you get two days less. In this day and time, you'd think a trial lawyer or somebody could sue the calendar for us. Rock on!
Daily Fun Fact - February 28th, 2005
Hail destroys millions of dollars worth of crops and property each year, a greater toll than that taken by tornadoes.
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had to ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his new bride.
"Well, you see, this morning when I got up," he said, "I was barely awake from a wonderful night of love-making.
More out of habit than anything else, I put a fifty dollar bill on the dresser."
I told him not to worry about it, that his new wife probably wouldn't even think anything of it; that he could always say he left her some spending money.
"No, no!" he half wailed/half said, "You don't understand. She was half asleep too and gave me $30 change."
An ex-stripper is being probed for plying a new trade -- psychotherapy. State officials in Massachusetts say Lucy Wightman is under investigation for allegedly practicing psychotherapy without a license. Wightman used to strut her stuff as Princess Cheyenne in Boston's notorious "Combat Zone." Wightman told a reporter for a Boston TV station (WFXT) that she was a psychologist. State law requires practicing psychologists and social workers to be licensed, but not psychotherapists.
Iris Rivera is going to court, charging she was pressured to flash a gorilla. Rivera is suing the Northern California-based Gorilla Foundation. Rivera contends that foundation officials repeatedly told her to flash her breasts for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla. Rivera says she was told that exposing her nipples was a way of bonding with the female ape. Rivera is the third woman to file suit against the foundation over the alleged breast-baring request. But the other two women said they quit without taking off their tops. An attorney for the foundation says the lawsuits have no merit.
Don't you just hate it when you get to a movie theater on time, only to sit through a bunch of previews and commercials? So does Illinois state lawmaker Jack Franks. He is proposing a law that would require theaters to list two starting times. One for trailers and commercials and the other for when the movie actually starts. He says the real starting time is important information, especially for parents who have to arrange for baby sitters. Theater owners don't like the idea of dual starting times, fearing people won't be in their seats for the trailers. Franks admits his issue isn't of the earth-shaking variety. He says he won't fall on his sword for it.
Some homeowners in Maryland may have to open their garage doors the old-fashioned way -- by hand. A new communications system at Fort Detrick will link military installations in the Washington area with the Pentagon and civilian emergency workers. But there's a downside to improved homeland security. The radio system is on the same frequency as garage door openers. During tests, the new communications system has jammed the automatic openers. Area resident Marty Kreps feels the military should do something about the problem. He tells The Washington Post the Army ought to buy them new garage door openers or pay for a converter.
It's a bachelor party fit for a king or a prince. Britain's Prince Charles is visiting the southern New Zealand city of Dunedin this week. The Terrace bar is promising "The Great Southern Stag Night" for the heir to the British throne and his buds. Prince Charles, who is getting married in April, isn't likely to attend. But the city's students and rugby fans are invited to party without the prince. Businessman Dave McKewen says hosting a bash for Charles is the right and proper thing to do.
Sneakers are finally getting some respect. Los Angeles social worker James Moore says sneakers have an important story to tell. He's put together a traveling show he calls the California Sneaker Museum. Moore had nearly 200 pairs of athletic shoes on display over the weekend in an L.A. park. He says the exhibit is intended to show the evolution of the sneaker, from lowly rubber-and-cloth shoes in the 1800's, to the height of pop cultural today. Sneakers and basketball are synonymous. So, Moore's sneaker museum has sections devoted to the NBA and Harlem Globetrotters, and superstars like Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal .
Bush twins in town, liquor sales climb. Coincidence?
Truck for sale with good air conditioning....
The Babe of My Day:
Until the next update...
Love, Peace and Chicken Grease!
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